On the first month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
A shortage of toilet paper

On the second month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the third month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the fourth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the fifth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the sixth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
6 feet apart
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the seventh month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
7 Tiger King memes
6 feet apart
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the eighth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
8 Zooms a day
7 Tiger King memes
6 feet apart
5 Gooooolden Maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the ninth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
9 ticket refunds
8 Zooms a day
7 Tiger King memes
6 feet apart
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the tenth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
10 TikTok dances
9 ticket refunds
8 Zooms a day
7 Tiger King memes
6 feet apart
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the eleventh month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
11 empty bottles
10 Tik ok dances
9 ticket refunds
8 Zooms a day
7 Tiger King memes
6 feet apart
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper

On the twelfth month of COVID
the pandemic gave to me:
12 Oh Sh*t Moments
11 empty bottles
10 TikTok dances
9 ticket refunds
8 Zooms a day
7 Tiger King memes
6 feet apart
5 gooooolden maaaaaasks
4 bottles of sanitizer
3 takeout orders
2 daily deliveries
and a shortage of toilet paper